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Joke of the Day
"I have a pill that helps you lose pounds fast its called the brexit pill"
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"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"
"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"
"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"
"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"
"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"
"Enter promo code INTERMINABLE SINCERITY for some free sarcasm."
"cashier at the book store told me to ""take it easy"" so I stabbed her in the neck with my keys because nobody tells me how to live my life."
"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"