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Joke of the Day

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"It's like the women in this bar don't know how close I am to getting my own apartment."

"Back to Yo mama jokes Yo momma so fat kids had to run around her for track and field!"

"The Jews may be the ""Chosen People""... ... But the Muslims are the ""Randomly Selected""."

"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"

"Toast is just bread that likes to party."

"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"

"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."

"In the 50's, a small city granted a two-singer a capella team exclusive rights to perform on street corners. Other street performers sued. They claimed it was a doo-wop-poly."

"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."