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Joke of the Day

"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"

"Never trust a Parasol... I hear they can be shady."

"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."

"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."

"Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Joana. Joana who? I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep 'cause i miss you babe and i don't wanna miss a thing."

"So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?"

"Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment"