203022

Joke of the Day

"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... ""I'm gonna kick this bucket!"""

"How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb? None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!"

"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."

"I've been single for a while now and I'm staring to realize something. They blur out A lot of Asian porn."

"Sailors really want to be cool. But they're just naut."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"

"Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money."

"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."