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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him? She left him a ""John Deere"" letter"

"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"

"I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""

"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."

"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"

"God said to John, ""Come forth and recieve eternal life."" But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead."

"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"

"My brother and I had a contest of who could cover their Christmas gifts the best. It was a wrap battle"