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Joke of the Day

"My brother and I had a contest of who could cover their Christmas gifts the best. It was a wrap battle"

"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"

"What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef"

"Well it's like my dad always told me ""When life gives ya lemons"" Chances are you're in the fruit aisle."

"What did the comedian eat on Easter? Hot cross puns."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."

"I'm going to name my first daughter karma, Being a bitch already runs in the family."

"What do you call a slutty mermaid? An H2hoe"

"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."

"What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists."