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Joke of the Day

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."

"Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike"

"If I had a dollar for every time one of my kids said ""Mom, you're not funny"", I could buy a beach house. And live by myself."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body, He's all right now."

"How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in"

"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."

"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."

"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"