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Joke of the Day
"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."
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"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."
"[Gives husband a list for groceries] He brings home 1/2 of what's on the list and someone else's kid."
"Did you hear about the baby that was born with three knees? He was born with a left knee, a right knee, and a little wee-knee"
"What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach? Carmen Sandy Eggo"
"""Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby back in. And that baby... ...was Shia LaBeouf."" -Klaus, American Dad"
"What do you call a American football team full of retards? Special teams"
"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"
"Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers"