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Joke of the Day

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"Can someone please explain this joke? Q. What do you call a bald teddy? A. Fred bear I don't get it."

"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""

"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."

"""Daddy, how are babies made?"" ""Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."""

"When you walk into a store buying sexual necessities... New Ariana Grande CD: 18 Tub of Vaseline: 3 XL Box of Tissues: 2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless"

"Me: *hyperventilating* 911? BEES! ... EVERYWHERE! ... SEND...HELP! ""Sir we don't ..."" Me: OMG! DON'T YOU HAVE A SWAT TEAM FOR THIS?"