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Joke of the Day

"Can someone please explain this joke? Q. What do you call a bald teddy? A. Fred bear I don't get it."

"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He got a pencil and worked it out."

"Everybody has their own circle of friends. Yet the police still want to refer to mine as a ring'."

"A recently fired stock trader said: ""This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"" "

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."

"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."

"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."

"A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror."

"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."