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Joke of the Day
"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."
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"the devil has a tape recorder containing the sounds you made when you sang aloud with a group but didn't actually know the words"
"If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing."
"So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all ""This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?"
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."
"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"