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Joke of the Day

"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."

"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."

"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"

"What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em? Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww"

"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."