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Joke of the Day

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."

"The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. "

"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."

"How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they cant even."

"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."

"I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope."

"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."

"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"