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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it, but they'll get fired if they eat it!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count."

"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."

"In college a dirty $20 bill tried to have sex with me. I didn't have a condom so I declined because you never want to get Financial AIDS."

"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"

"See these bags under my eyes? They're Prada."

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"

"I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in."

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."