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Joke of the Day
"See these bags under my eyes? They're Prada."
Next Joke
"I have such bad luck getting a girl to come over... I watched the video from ""The Ring"" and the creepy chick called seven days later and said something came up and she couldn't make it."
"My dog left me christmas present under the tree I had to clean it up"
"What's a Vikings favourite dance? The Loki cokey."
"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"
"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."