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Joke of the Day
"I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. \_()_/ "
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"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Grandpa"" ""Wait, STOP THE FUNERAL!"""
"Someone asked me why my ringtone is the ""Like a G6."" Up until now I thought it was ""Like a cheese stick."""
"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."
"Apparently today is coming out day in Chile."
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""
"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"Found out my ""girlfriend"" had a penis, so I broke it off ."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."