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Joke of the Day
"Apparently today is coming out day in Chile."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"
"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."
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"My Shake Weight came in the mail today! Boy, was that a mess."
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"If being sexy is a crime then I'm not committing one."
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"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"