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Joke of the Day

"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"

"What do you call a will? a dead giveaway"

"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"

"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."

"Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS."

"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."

"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"A farmer won a million dollars playing the lottery, he was really excited looking at his bank account... ...it now showed zero dollars."