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Joke of the Day
"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."
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"If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear."
"What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !"
"What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle I'm so sorry"
"""You said send nudes? I thought you said send nukes"" And that, ladies and gentleman, is the real reason Clinton shall never be president."
"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"
"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"
"What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go"
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!"