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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."
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"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."
"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
"What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster? a failure!"
"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"
"Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent."
"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""
"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""