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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."
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"What did the dyslexic bank robber say when he robbed the bank? ""Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"""
"Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?... Because they always blow their trunks off!"
"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"
"My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan."
"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"
"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."
"[at a bar] *creepy dude is hitting on me* Me: you wanna get outta here? Him: yeah Me: cool. I would love it if you left."