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Joke of the Day

"A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"What is Black, White and Red all over? My English Monologue Draft..."

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"

"The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn't plugged in."

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"

"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."

"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"

"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."