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Joke of the Day
"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."
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"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."
"I know it shouldn't it make me feel bad about myself, but why didn't a priest ever try to molest ME?"
"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."
"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"
"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""
"Want to know where to find the worst pun in Alberta? Call gary"
"I would rate my skill at psychic abilitys... medium."
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""