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Joke of the Day

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"

"Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes.."

"An alien, a predator and a terminator walk into a bar... and then... I've got nothing. Someone finish the joke!"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar."

"What is 6.9? A very good moment ruined by a period."

"My 6 year old daughter told me this morning that she wanted to grow up and be a feminist.. I told her she could only choose one."

"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""

"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."

"A helicopter I know was really frustrated after trying to grow his facial hair out His beard was Apache one"

"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."