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Joke of the Day

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"

"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"

"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."

"I've never been pleased to meet anyone."

"If the pope sent an overnight package with a special message, would it be Fed-Ex Cathedra?"

"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."

"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"

"Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth."

"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."