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Joke of the Day

"It's been a great year, it fact, it was so great... I remember like it was yesterday."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair"

"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."

"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eyes."

"What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""

"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""

"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo!"

"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."

"A sad dickhead walks into a bar... and the bartender asks him, ""Why the schlong face?"""