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Joke of the Day

"It's been a great year, it fact, it was so great... I remember like it was yesterday."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? Idk, but it's flag is a big plus"

"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."

"If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun."

"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."

"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"

"Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !"

"If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas and you will still die."

"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"

"Two translators are on a sinking ship... The first says: ""Do you know how to swim?"" The second says: ""No but I can shout for help in 19 different languages"""