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Joke of the Day

"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."

"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."

"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."

"Funniest Joke Ever My life"

"Whats white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition."

"Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders."

"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."

"Why did the Addams have the late man arrested? He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday."

"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"