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Joke of the Day

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"

"How do farmers find their sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!!"

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."

"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."

"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"

"A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast.... Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my"

"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."