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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"
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"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"
"Damn you titties, stop being so glorious. Your owner is trying to tell me something and I need to make eye contact."
"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."
"what do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore?? an om-nom-nomnivore"
"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""
"I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight."
"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"