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Joke of the Day

"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."

"You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf."

"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"

"If women lactate... Then men..."

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"

"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."

"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."

"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."