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Joke of the Day

"What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard? A coin to scratch it with."

"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"

"FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell ""FIRE!"""

"What if the missing plane is still up there? ""What?"" Did you check the sky? ""No."" See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin."

"A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: ""Yes. But no attachments."""

"Dead Baby Joke Whats the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You Can't fuck a rock"

"Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!"

"How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry."

"Why did the black guy cross the road? He heard there was chicken on the other side!"

"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"