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Joke of the Day

"How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane."

"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"

"I used to hate my job moving air around... But now I'm a big fan."

"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? Uncle bens rice"

"[February 12] Henry VIII: jeez walmart is out of cards, flowers and chocolate. She's going to kill me! Unless... [February 13] beheads wife"

"What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches? 6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak."

"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"