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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."

"Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me."

"Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was ""give them their own school."""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"

"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."

"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"

"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"

"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"

"Dammit Dad Dad: ""Whaddya got there, son?"" Son: ""Soy milk."" Dad: -pauses- ""Hola milk, soy tu padre."""