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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world."

"Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your two and a half inch floppy disk into a hard disk."

"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!"

"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"

"I can always tell which waiters are just in it to make money and which are in it for the love of grossly exaggerating how hot plates are."

"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."

"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"