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Joke of the Day
"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"
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"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"
"If someone finds a corpse, in the river off 4th St., in a blue suitcase, it wasn't me."
"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"
"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"
"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"
"A seal walks into a club."
"The show ""The Office"" ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world."
"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""
"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."