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Joke of the Day
"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"
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"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"
"I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spiced Latte.. He said ""No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."""
"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"
"Molestation Such a touchy subject"
"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"
"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"