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Joke of the Day

"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"

"3 days before Christmas, my wife drops her 2007-era iPhone in a public toilet. I get the hint. She wants me to get her a much cheaper phone."

"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"

"Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse."

"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."

"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "

"I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time."

"I thought about attending an orgy... But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just post this joke on Reddit."

"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."

"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"