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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"

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"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"
"*Stands in wood & sets self on fire* ""OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" I want to look hot on tinder."
"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"
"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."
"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."
"White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent."
"People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?"
"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
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