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Joke of the Day
"Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up."
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"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies."
"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll except under a full moon"
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."
"I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it."
"What kind of bees make milk? Milk-makin' bees."
"Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you."
"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."