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Joke of the Day

"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"What do you call a snowman that frequently has sexual intercourse? A snowplow."

"On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her."

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."

"It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar."

"I basically have three hairstyles. 1. Straight 2. Wavy 3. Homeless"

"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."