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Joke of the Day

"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."

"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."

"I think I pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store."

"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."

"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"

"How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963..."

"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."