200515

Joke of the Day

"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."

"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest."

"Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer."

"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"

"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"

"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""

"4 yr old daughter calls her ankle bones ""my balls"" in case you were wondering if I was raising geniuses over here."