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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963..."
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"The second worst thing to say on a date... ...is that you have to fart. The worst thing to say is, ""That wasn't a fart."""
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? It got pissed off. . (I'll get my coat...)"
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone."
"Ask me if I'm a bear How am I supposed to BEAR comments like that one?"
"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet but most have just four."