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Joke of the Day

"two gay blokes are preparing to go away on a holiday... one says to the other, ""want me to pack your shit?"""

"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""

"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."

"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you."

"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"

"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"