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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"

"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."

"Gangs should do drive-bys with t-shirt guns it'd be less violent & the shirt could say ""you suck"" so the target still gets the message"

"My missus has a punctuation fetish Whenever she has a period, I get to use the colon."

"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""

"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."

"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."

"So it turns out that my girlfriend has been starring in amateur voyeurism porn videos. Boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out!"

"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""

"I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule."