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"I wipe my ass like I drive... Only stop on red"
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"Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it"
"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"
"What was Superman's first job? A Clark."
"Want to hear something really cool? Ice."
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