165405

Joke of the Day

"The state of New Mexico.. When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico? it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?"

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast."

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"

"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""

"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"

"A man walks into a bar And stays there my entire childhood"

"How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces? Squish it in your hand."

"To all the Ananda's out there.. What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."