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Joke of the Day
"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
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"What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then I got kicked out of the library."
"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""
"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free"
"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"
"Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow."