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Joke of the Day

"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."

"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."

"One of my dad's Why do serial killers do what they do? For the Kix"

"If FedEx and Ups merged would they call it Fed UP?"

"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."

"It used to be that when people would tell me to go to Hell, I'd say ""I don't believe in Hell."" But then I got married."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !"

"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"