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"*unplugs grandpas life support to charge my vape*"
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"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."
"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."
"Now why do sumo wrestlers shave their armpits? To avoid being mistaken for feminists."
"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"
"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."
"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"
"Jesus Christ.. ..."
"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."
"How do skeletons greet each other? Bon'nichiwa"