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Joke of the Day
"How do skeletons greet each other? Bon'nichiwa"
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"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."
"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."
"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."
"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."
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"What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance"
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."