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Joke of the Day
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"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."
"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"
"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."
"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"
"So my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am.. 3 AM! Can you believe that?! He was lucky I was still playing on my drumkit.."
"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"
"U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there"
"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"
"Two snowmen were talking on a cold day... One of them said to the other: ""funny, I smell carrots too!"""