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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot, what're you racist?"
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"My girlfriend was just about to eat my extra long sausage But then I caught the fat bitch"
"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"
"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."
"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."
"I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for."
"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."
"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""
"My great-grandmother lived to be 106 and never needed glasses. She always just drank straight from the bottle."