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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."
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"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."
"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."
"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."
"Gasping for air while saying ""Oh. My. God."" as a waiter brings you dessert makes you look like a big fat fuck."
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !"
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"I'm thinking about murdering Lorde When the cops ask what I was doing that night, I'll just say I was out shooting Heroine."
"Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out."