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Joke of the Day
"no soap, radio."
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"I have a tree joke you might like to hear but most of us would be Sycamore. (tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)"
"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
"How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar? You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in."
"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."
"Selling an improved autocorrect? Shut up and take my monkey."
"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill. ""Moo"", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says ""BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"""
"You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF"
"Two muffins are baking one says to the other ""Hey man you got a light?"""